We had a little Halloween Hiatus, but now we are back. But, I did take this picture of Kyle who knocked on our door for Halloween. I thought I'd share.
So, let's get you caught up on the action.
I like to think we learn from our mistakes, but I guess not. A few years ago (like we never bring this up), Matt traded that auspicious King of Pop for one of the most dominating Fantasy Football RB's of that time period. The only one who got thrilled in that deal was the Bachelor (whose been married twice now). The Callahan's Hall of Famer won both the points title and the Fantasy Bowl that year. Okay, why beat off a dead horse. We live, we learn...or do we?
Two weeks ago, like Brittany, Matt...oops did it again. And yes he was wearing the school girl outfit when he did it. Matt traded away the 2nd best fantasy QB in the league to Crane for an average WR on a bad offensive team with some of the worst QB's in the league. Matt traded Carrie Underwood' boyfriend for Larry Fitzgerald.
I know, this is not Freddy Taylor territory, but you think Matt would learn by now. He knows not to walk on I95, he learned that, so why can't he learn this?
Justice was served, though. Matt lost to Crane. The difference? Tony Romo's points. Oh Ziggy, will you ever win.
You think this couldn't get worse. It does. Kyle has single-handedly ruined the league. This is as bad as the Freddy Taylor trade. Kyle gave the Nippler of ALL people the best WR in the game. And worse yet, KYLE made the offer. Why?!
Sunday morning as usual, Kyle wakes up, throws away the tissues by his bedside and says, "I need an RB. Who's out there?" At least he didn't call me. He should have.
Kyle wipes down his mouse and jumps on his PC. He cleans his screen so he can see the roster grid. He notices Steve has an extra RB on his bench. Thomas Jones of the pitiful Jets. The guy hasn't scored all year, is part of a committee, and is at the end of his less-than-distinguished career. Gotta have him!
So Kyle, knowing T-Jones won't come cheap since he is such a dominant player, offers Steve TO. Kyle gives Steve his best player for Steve's worst player, just so he has an RB for 1 week. God forbid you pick up a Free agent for the week. Why would he do this?
To make things worse. T-Jones had a measly 3 points and Kyle lost anyway. Also, Steve is one of the top teams in the league this year, why make him better? It gets worse. When I asked Kyle why he sold his soul for one week, he said..."I have to beat Bill." All this because he was playing Bill.
Bill smoked him and deservedly so. Bill owns Kyle. I would love to Veto this trade, but the rule doesn't apply here. If we suspect someone of bullying (Frank Sebold) or cheating (Dtz) then I can veto the trade. But, if someone is just doing something stupid, I have no power. Stupidity is my Kryptonite. For the Nippler it's gold. Starting to sound like my Superman comics, so I'll stop my rant now. But, Aiden Ashton should write a letter to Hotdog this year instead of Santa and thank him for thier Christmas gifts. They came early this year.
So, let's get you caught up on the action.
I like to think we learn from our mistakes, but I guess not. A few years ago (like we never bring this up), Matt traded that auspicious King of Pop for one of the most dominating Fantasy Football RB's of that time period. The only one who got thrilled in that deal was the Bachelor (whose been married twice now). The Callahan's Hall of Famer won both the points title and the Fantasy Bowl that year. Okay, why beat off a dead horse. We live, we learn...or do we?
Two weeks ago, like Brittany, Matt...oops did it again. And yes he was wearing the school girl outfit when he did it. Matt traded away the 2nd best fantasy QB in the league to Crane for an average WR on a bad offensive team with some of the worst QB's in the league. Matt traded Carrie Underwood' boyfriend for Larry Fitzgerald.
I know, this is not Freddy Taylor territory, but you think Matt would learn by now. He knows not to walk on I95, he learned that, so why can't he learn this?
Justice was served, though. Matt lost to Crane. The difference? Tony Romo's points. Oh Ziggy, will you ever win.
You think this couldn't get worse. It does. Kyle has single-handedly ruined the league. This is as bad as the Freddy Taylor trade. Kyle gave the Nippler of ALL people the best WR in the game. And worse yet, KYLE made the offer. Why?!
Sunday morning as usual, Kyle wakes up, throws away the tissues by his bedside and says, "I need an RB. Who's out there?" At least he didn't call me. He should have.
Kyle wipes down his mouse and jumps on his PC. He cleans his screen so he can see the roster grid. He notices Steve has an extra RB on his bench. Thomas Jones of the pitiful Jets. The guy hasn't scored all year, is part of a committee, and is at the end of his less-than-distinguished career. Gotta have him!
So Kyle, knowing T-Jones won't come cheap since he is such a dominant player, offers Steve TO. Kyle gives Steve his best player for Steve's worst player, just so he has an RB for 1 week. God forbid you pick up a Free agent for the week. Why would he do this?
To make things worse. T-Jones had a measly 3 points and Kyle lost anyway. Also, Steve is one of the top teams in the league this year, why make him better? It gets worse. When I asked Kyle why he sold his soul for one week, he said..."I have to beat Bill." All this because he was playing Bill.
Bill smoked him and deservedly so. Bill owns Kyle. I would love to Veto this trade, but the rule doesn't apply here. If we suspect someone of bullying (Frank Sebold) or cheating (Dtz) then I can veto the trade. But, if someone is just doing something stupid, I have no power. Stupidity is my Kryptonite. For the Nippler it's gold. Starting to sound like my Superman comics, so I'll stop my rant now. But, Aiden Ashton should write a letter to Hotdog this year instead of Santa and thank him for thier Christmas gifts. They came early this year.
