Happy Halloweeen

I think this picture says it all.

Big Ben Dover

Costly, costly mistake. We made fun of Kyle on draft night after he selected Big Ben Rothlisberger as his starting QB. Kyle, didn't take offense, he said he was going to stick by his man. Start Big Ben through thick and thin...until this week. Kyle wavered and started a second year average QB from a run-first team. Big Ben took the bench.

Big Ben wasn't happy. Big Ben gave Kyle a taste of Big Ben right in the keester. Rothlisberger went off for 19 points right on Kyle's chin.

Kyle lost to Teacher in the midget battle by 11 points. See the difference? That let's preppy take the lead at 4-3. Slick move, Ex-lax! Teacher owns you!

Happy Freakin' Birthday, Melinson!

Is he Serious?! For Real?! He did not just trade away the second best fantasy quarterback in the league for some magic beans! He did!

It was Matt's birthday this week, but Crane got the present. Matt traded away a fantasy stud (calm down, Bill. Fantasy Football stud) for some magic beans again. Last time this happened, Matt traded away the League MVP to Pat for a pedophile pop star. This time Matt got back a banged up Cardinal who has a guy in a sling throwing to him. Matt gave up Tony Romo for Larry Fitzgerald. He'd have been better off getting Carrie Underwood instead.

Let me give you a few reasons this was such a horrible trade.

1) Matt gave up the statistical 2nd best QB n the league for 28th best wide receiver.

2) When asked why he made the trade, Matt's answer was "Mike asked me."

3) Two of the Wide Receivers ranked ahead of Fitzgerald are Free Agents.

5) The player Matt benched to start Fitzgerald (Jeremy Shockey) had better stats this week.

6) The starting QB for the Cardinals was signed last week. A week ago, this guy was playing football on his Sega Genesis.

7) Matt should have learned his lesson after the Freddy Taylor debacle.

8) Matt felt that dropping from the second best QB in the league down to the 25th best QB (Brees) would make up for the 5 extra points he would get on the year from Shockey to Fitzgerald.

Last time Matt made this kind of infamous trade, Pat went on to win both the Fantasy Bowl and the Points Title. Can Mike Crane do the same? I called Mike and asked him about the trade. This was my answer, "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"

If you listen closely, you can still hear him laughing... Terrible Trade, but Happy Birthday, Matt.

Go Google Yourself

Or as Kyle would probably say GGY! Have you ever? Come on, you can tell me. I won't say a word. I know Dtz likes to buy magazines for his special Googling time. Bill does it, I know that for a fact. Have you ever Googled yourself? Well, if you didn't, I did it for you. Here is the number one result in Google for each of your names. I never knew our friends led such diverse lives...

Home: Patrick O'Donnell, Professional Comedian
Patrick O'Donnell, Professional Comedian. Over 20 years of experience in: comedy clubs, corporate functions, private parties, special events, and master of ...www.patrickodonnellcomedy.com/home.htm

Los Angeles Elder Law Attorney Southern California Elder Abuse ...
Free consultation. Los Angeles elder abuse attorney Kevin P. Kane provides skilled legal assistance in regard to elder abuse and nursing home neglect.www.kevinpkane.com/

http://www.christopherdietz.org/
www.christopherdietz.org. Please click here to view the non-framed version.www.christopherdietz.org/

cantonrep.com/bridal
Melissa J. Holton, 22, of Walhonding and Michael M. Previtera, 22, of 7496 Ellesmere Ave. NW, Plain Township. Ashley L. Bruckelmeyer, 19, and Brian C. Meade ...www2.cantonrep.com/bridal/marriageApps.php?ID=372691

Michael Hagan Profile - Forbes.com
Michael Hagan compensation, earnings, stock options, career history, current profile and additional information at Forbes.com.www.forbes.com/finance/mktguideapps/personinfo/FromPersonIdPersonTearsheet.jhtml?passedPersonId=936835

International Health, Life and Income Insurance for expatriates ...
Global life, health and income protection insurance specialists. Individual and corporate plans for expatriates, with award winning customer service.www.william-russell.com/

FIN 48 from different perspectives - 14 Jun 2007
6 Matthew D. Melinson, CPA, "Who Gets the Tax when Telecommuting? ... Matthew D. Melinson, CPA, is a director in the state and local tax practice of SMART ...www.accountingweb.com/.../item.cgi?id=103625&d=883&h=884&f=882&dateformat=%25o%20%25B%20%25Y

Kind of takes the fun out of it when you Google yourself and it is actually you, Matt. Get a life!

Mark Kennedy - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
[1] Kennedy has prominently featured his family in his campaign advertisements. As a Republican congressman, Mark Kennedy has a 96% voting record in support ...en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Kennedy

Welcome to Kevin W. McClain Investigations, Ltd. on line. When you ...
Kevin W. McClain Investigations, Ltd is a professional investigative corporation serving individuals, attorneys, and business nationwide.www.wespy4u2.com/

Michael Crane (II)
Michael Crane (II) on IMDb: Movies, TV, Celebs, and more...www.imdb.com/name/nm0186401/

Kyle Shanahan - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Kyle Shanahan is the current quarterbacks coach for the NFL's Houston Texans. His father, Mike Shanahan, is the current head coach for the Denver Broncos. ...en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kyle_Shanahan

Steven McCloskey II
Steven McCloskey II on IMDb: Movies, TV, Celebs, and more...www.imdb.com/name/nm2031876/

Jenny, I've Got Your Number.

Not one, but two people set themselves up for this joke in one week!

First was Kyle. It was a layup. Lost cell phone, send email, need numbers. Kennedy! Of course the annoying little man has to hit "Reply to All" and give out 867-5309 as his number. Probably got a few chuckles here and there, but did nothing more than annoy the all-beef hotdog.

But, the real fun came when Raz sent out this little doozy.

Does anyone have a cell phone number for Fudd the Golfer? The number I have is disconnected.

That left it wide open (heh-heh he said wide-open) for Kurt's reply...267-867-5309 (Cell)

You would think that would send up a red flag, but nope! Raz's reply...NOT IN SERVICE

Giggle. So, of course, as good Squirrel disciples, we take the next step. Fun-in-a-can of all people steps up his game...I think it’s 215-867-5309. I have to say, Skiball, even though you beat me in fantasy football this week and took over the points lead...Nicely Done!

But then, someone came along and ruined the fun by giving Raz the real number (Pat), we won't mention any names (Pat), but let's just say he's got Hall of Fame numbers.

Power Midget Bulks Up

Speaking of Bill's poor kicking choices, it not only cost him a win over Crane, but Kyle beat Teacher on the Fantasy Football field as well. By less than 11 points.

That means Teacher falls to 2-3 on the ongoing Power Midget bet. As you can see, this was a big week for Kyle and the Sexy Eater is turning into an all-beef hotdog...mmmmm.

Kick Ass!

I'm sorry, but I have to keep bringing this up. Bill was so proud he drafted three NFL kickers on draft night. "I'm gonna screw Kennedy". Wouldn't be the first time, we did live together for a while... Anyway, the only one he ended up screwing was himself (something he's used to).

Not only did he force me to pick the best kicker in fantasy football, but every week he starts the wrong kicker. He has yet to start the kicker on his roster with the most points. This week it cost him another win. Teacher lost to Crane on the Fantasy Football field by 10 points. His kicker, Josh Brown of the Seattle Seahawks had zero points. Shutout. Bill's favorite team bit him in the ass. Again, something not unfamiliar to Bill.

His bench kicker, Nate Kaedning of the San Diego Chargers had 11 points. Enough for the win over Crane. Nice job, Mash-Man, nice job.

Help a Brother Out

I know this is a fantasy football blog, but as you know it has to be entertaining as well. That's where you come in. I can find some funny pictures, but help a little squirrel out. If you come across a funny pic, send it to me, or send me the link. I'm sure I can come up with a good story that sounds mostly believable...mostly...

So, when you see a funny picture like this one of Dtz on one of his infamous trips to the Amazon (inside joke for some) I can hear Prev giggling, get it in my hands. I'll make it work.

What do you mean me?! Squirrel, if I'm not mistaken, that looks more like you and big Meg. Stop laughing, Prev.

Mighty Morphin' Power Midgets

We prefer to be called little people, thank you! This week I was the smaller of the little people. Bill dwarfed me on the fantasy football field and almost doubled my score. It was worse than the time I beat him on a 90-yarb bomb from B-hen and turned and pointed as I caught and ran...and got tackled on the one.

But the mighty preppy giant didn't stop there. Oh no. He had a hotdog for lunch as well. Kyle decided he didn't need Jerr Porters two touchdowns in his lineup. He felt Wes Welker, 3rd down Wide Receiver, was a better start than a number one wide reciever. Therefore he wanted Bill to beat him by 4 points and let Bill tie up the Season Bet at 2-2.

There were some other games as well, but this week you have to be under 3 inches to get a writeup. Therefore since Steve is under three inches of dangling flesh (hung like a light switch), he gets a mini-writeup as well. The Nippler won. He is 4-0. Good Luck this week, Steeeve! (Reverse jinx)

Go Phils

The Eagles are 1-3. Your Fantasy Football team stinks. All your players keep getting hurt. Steven Jackson was your number one pick. There's plenty of reasons to take a long walk on I-95 at 3am in the winter without a coat while your dad looks for you, but don't give up hope. There is something to get excited about.

The Phillies! One of the greatest entries into the playoffs ever. Better yet at the expense of the choking New York Mets. Sure this is a Fantasy Football site, but not this week. This week it's all about the Phightin' Phils!

Reminds me of the old days...Kruk, Schilling, Mickey "Dtz" Morindini. Go Phils!

Fudd Gets Rid of His VD

It's about time! Fudd finally takes his doctor's advice and clears himself of his VD. Of course, we tried not to give him any Cowboys during the draft, but during the season he was bound to get one. A Cowboy, not VD. He already had that.

So, Fudd cut the massive-armed Vernon Davis for that no good stinkin' Dallas Cowboy, Jason Witten. Witten had a good game. Better than Vernon Davis' year totals. Actually better than his career total. Witten scored and...Fudd lost. Fudd picked him up (Witten, not VD), but didn't start him. Cost Fudd the win. I don't think anyone feels bad for the Cowboy Lover (no wonder he has VD). Fudd should take his Broke-Back Mountain ass back to Dallas. If you're going to pick up a Cowboy, Fudd, at least start him...or wear a condom. That's how you get VD!

By the way, I think Fudd likes golf. He might like Cod, but I know he likes Golf. If you want to golf on Columbus Day, or any other day for that matter, email Fudd. If you do golf, make sure you wear protection and whatever you do, don't let him talk you into playing one of those mountain courses!