VD Update

Wow, big day! Las week Vernon Davis's big arms caught 2 passes for 23 yards. He cried like a Squirrel who needed a stitch that he wanted more action. The San Francisco 49ers gave it to him. He doubled his production 4 catches for 56 yards. Great Stats. This guy is the next Keith Jackson.

Then it happened. Snap, Crackle, Pop. Like all good STD's, VD goes down. The workload was too much to bear for this 3rd round SQFFL draft pick. How long will he be out? Is his career over? Only Dtz (who has the inside track on this guy knows). Find out next time, Same VD Time, same VD Blog channel...

Three's a Charm

Wow, three weeks into the season and we're still blogging. That beats last years record of two weeks. Some more fun "3" facts. Three must be my number because I'm 3-0 and I'm leading the points total yet again for the third year in a row. Yes, I'm bragging. My blog, I'm allowed. And only 3 people are reading this thing anyway.

Is 3 Stev'es number as well? He is 3-0. He is the third most powerful person at Thompson Toyota...or is he (See Steve's post). Threeeeeeeee sounds like Steeeeeeeve! And there are exactly 3 editions in the Nippler Saga!

Benchwarmer

It was awesome to watch. Best Eagles game in a while. As an added Bonus if you had McNabb, Westbrook, or Kevin Curtis in your Fantasy Football lineup, it was that much sweeter. IF...

Two words Prev, Ha-Ha. And I know what your thinking, Prev. I didn't need Kevin Curtis in my lineup! I won anyway. I beat Teacher by...zzzzzzzz!

So, you didn't need his 26 points this week, but how mad are you going to be when you miss finishing in the money by less than 26 points. Don't worry, we'll be keeping tabs. Go Birds!

Hey, Matt!

Stick to basketball, Matt. It's time to retire from Fantasy Football. It's bad enough you lost to Fudd last week and his all star squad consisting of Vernon Davis, Mark Clayton, and LJ Smith, bit this week's performance against me was pitiful. When your best player is a Dallas Cowboy Quarterback who sits on your bench, it's a sign.

You had some good years back in the early nineties, but like your favorite draft pick, Jerry Rice, you've overstayed your welcome. I mean, come on! The only person you can beat up on is Kyle? That's too easy. Even Teacher slaps him around week after week. Throw away your shoulder pads (yes, even the knee pads) and go inflate your balls (basket balls that is). Stick to the hardwood, leave the Fantasy Football to the professionals. I own you.

Love and Kisses,

The New Ivyland Mayor

Oh Baby!

Congrats to one of our illustrous ex-owners, Joe Shenko. Joe was so excited about his new son that he went and got the boy a present at Rhawn and the Boulevard. Expert Witnesses

Just think, son. When you get older, you can buy these yourself. Uncle Dtz will show you how. Just don't let old man Kennedy catch you doing it!

Congrats go out to Joey Shenko and his new addition: Ryan Joseph Shenko weighed in at 9lbs 4 oz and 22 inches. Mom and baby are doing well. nj snow removal

GF Me?!

That time of year again, I suppose. Kyle puts in his fantasy football bids and gives me the famous three letters in the comments section...GFY.

In that regard, I'm proud to announce that Kyle did not get any players tonight. Shutout. Crane, Kaner, Steeeeeeevvvveee, and Dtz get their guys. Kyle gets a hotdog right in the pooper. Kyle, GFY!

You Lost?! No Wonder You're So Cranky

When you get beat by a team with VD, you know things are bad. Elmer Fudd takes down the Poison Platypus 54-40. Hey, Matt! You got beat by McNabb and he stinks.

One of Fudd's Wide Receivers, Mark Clayton from the Baltimore Ravens, had -1 receiving yards. That's right, negative one yards. Donovon McNabb had one of his worst games ever. Vernon Davis just flat out stinks. And yet Fudd still slapped Matt around on the fantasy football field. Secretly Kyle is laughing somewhere. Serve's him right!