$25 per roster. You must fill out the roster below using 1 person from each team. You know how this works and anyone can play if you know those who are interested. All rosters must be in before the first game.
2 QB
3 RB
4 WR
1 TE
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Good luck to everyone except Timmy, Matt, and Steeeeeeeeeeve!
Monday, December 29, 2008
I Hate The Melinson Brothers!
Yes, they won the points total, yes they won the Fantasy Bowl, they even won the Consolation Bowl. Matt and Timmy took down Sqrl and the Bachelor to claim all the top prizes. Yuck!
So, now we have to pay these rat bastards. Here is who owes and who doesn't. Most of the money can be mailed to 8016 Colfax Street.
Keep in mind the league fee is $160 this year since we are all giving $10 to fight spinobiphida.
Winners
Kyle Jr. - $120 Courtesy of $10 from all owners.
Matt - $873 ($900 for Fantasy Bowl and Points Title - $160 + $83 for moves + $50 for Jones Drew Bet)
Timmy +$180 ($350 for Consolation Bowl and 2nd place points - $10 moves - $160)
Pat +$86 ($250 Fantasy Bowl Loser - $4 moves - $160 fee)
Sqrl +$10 ($100 3rd place points - $30 moves - $50 Jones Drew Bet)
Owers
Dtz - $110 ($160 fee - $50 for Toilet Bowl)
Kaner $162 ($2 moves)
Fudd - $160
Bill $168 ($8 moves)
Steve $168 ($8 moves)
Crane $163 ($3 moves)
Hagz $176 ($16 moves)
Prev $162 ($2 moves)
Feel free to take your time paying and if you want Matt said he would prefer to pick ut up at your house instead of you spending the money on stamps to mail it. He's nice like that.
So, now we have to pay these rat bastards. Here is who owes and who doesn't. Most of the money can be mailed to 8016 Colfax Street.
Keep in mind the league fee is $160 this year since we are all giving $10 to fight spinobiphida.
Winners
Kyle Jr. - $120 Courtesy of $10 from all owners.
Matt - $873 ($900 for Fantasy Bowl and Points Title - $160 + $83 for moves + $50 for Jones Drew Bet)
Timmy +$180 ($350 for Consolation Bowl and 2nd place points - $10 moves - $160)
Pat +$86 ($250 Fantasy Bowl Loser - $4 moves - $160 fee)
Sqrl +$10 ($100 3rd place points - $30 moves - $50 Jones Drew Bet)
Owers
Dtz - $110 ($160 fee - $50 for Toilet Bowl)
Kaner $162 ($2 moves)
Fudd - $160
Bill $168 ($8 moves)
Steve $168 ($8 moves)
Crane $163 ($3 moves)
Hagz $176 ($16 moves)
Prev $162 ($2 moves)
Feel free to take your time paying and if you want Matt said he would prefer to pick ut up at your house instead of you spending the money on stamps to mail it. He's nice like that.
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
Fantasy and Toilet Bowl
As much as it pains me to type this, Matt will be playing in the Fantasy Bowl. He faces his nemesis, The Bachelor! Pat already took the title away from Matt a few years ago when he got Freddy Taylor in a trade for some magic beans. I'd like to see Pat repeat that little bit of history.
Ernie Jones plays me in the Consolation bowl and since we are only a point apart in the total points race, second place is on the line as well.
Dtz takes on Kaner in the toilet bowl and the rest of you suck.
Merry Christmas!
Ernie Jones plays me in the Consolation bowl and since we are only a point apart in the total points race, second place is on the line as well.
Dtz takes on Kaner in the toilet bowl and the rest of you suck.
Merry Christmas!
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
So Long, Suckers
Great season, Steve, Bill, Prev, and Crane...not! Pay up, your run has ended!
As for the rest of you, here are the matchups...
I get the pleasure of making Matt a one-and-done team in the playoffs.
Pat is going up against the Ernie Jones Jugger...not!
Fudd probably doesn't even know he advance (sucks for Steve) and will face off against Kaner.
And Hagan gets his shot in the Poopy bowl against Cheatin' Dtz.
Is Steve eliminated? Oh right, he is. Well then, good luck to all of you...except Matt!
As for the rest of you, here are the matchups...
I get the pleasure of making Matt a one-and-done team in the playoffs.
Pat is going up against the Ernie Jones Jugger...not!
Fudd probably doesn't even know he advance (sucks for Steve) and will face off against Kaner.
And Hagan gets his shot in the Poopy bowl against Cheatin' Dtz.
Is Steve eliminated? Oh right, he is. Well then, good luck to all of you...except Matt!
Tuesday, December 9, 2008
Playoffs
Here are the playoff Matchups and seeds.
1) Ernie Jones (Bye)
2) Hey, Matt! (Bye)
3) Sqrl
4) Bachelor Has tie breaker over Mike since he beat him in regular season)
5) Mean Hands
6) Teacher
The mighty morphin' power midgets battle and Pat plays Crane. The Melinson brothers have to wait a week for their defeat.
Toilet Bowl
1) Kaner (Bye) Tie-breaker over Hags, since he beat him during Regular season
2) Hags (bye)
3)Nippler - Tie-breaker over Dtz, since he beat him during Regular season
4) Dtz
5) Prev
6) Fudd
Steve plays Fudd (good luck to Fudd) and Prev plays with Dtz's penis. Kaner and Hags have to wait around another week for this stupid thing to be over.
Now that all of that crap is out of the way, enjoy some stupid posts below...
1) Ernie Jones (Bye)
2) Hey, Matt! (Bye)
3) Sqrl
4) Bachelor Has tie breaker over Mike since he beat him in regular season)
5) Mean Hands
6) Teacher
The mighty morphin' power midgets battle and Pat plays Crane. The Melinson brothers have to wait a week for their defeat.
Toilet Bowl
1) Kaner (Bye) Tie-breaker over Hags, since he beat him during Regular season
2) Hags (bye)
3)Nippler - Tie-breaker over Dtz, since he beat him during Regular season
4) Dtz
5) Prev
6) Fudd
Steve plays Fudd (good luck to Fudd) and Prev plays with Dtz's penis. Kaner and Hags have to wait around another week for this stupid thing to be over.
Now that all of that crap is out of the way, enjoy some stupid posts below...
Crane Kicks it in Hawaii
In case you didn't know, it was Mean Hands' B-Day a few weeks ago (also sqrl's, Matt's, and EJones'). He decided to spend some quiet time in Hawaii with Dawn. One day they came across a secluded beach. Dawn was appalled and went home. Mike spent the rest of the vacation on this beach. Here is a pic.
New Secret Weapon...Teacher!
The Eagles have a new play for 4th and short...
Andy Reid has decided to sign a "little person" named William "Teacher" Russell. Now McNabb can line up in shotgun formation on short yardage plays while holding "little Bill," take a shotgun snap, hand the ball to "little Bill," then fling him over the offensive and defensive lines into the end zone. Ladies and gentlemen, your 2008 Philadelphia Eagles!
Andy Reid has decided to sign a "little person" named William "Teacher" Russell. Now McNabb can line up in shotgun formation on short yardage plays while holding "little Bill," take a shotgun snap, hand the ball to "little Bill," then fling him over the offensive and defensive lines into the end zone. Ladies and gentlemen, your 2008 Philadelphia Eagles!
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