Phinally!

Yeah, we can talk about Brandon Marshall, Jones-Drew, Halloween outfits, science fairs, hating dtz, Pat's wedding, etc. But, let's forget that stuff for a week and enjoy some quality Phillies time!

Phillie's Wives

I know Heather Barry is the hottest girl Steve knows, but she doesn't make the cut for this list. Ms. Barry Aside, which Phillie has the hottest WAG (wife and girlfriend). You tell me. Vote away.

MICHELLE BURELL
KIM MYERS

KAREN MOYER (MILF)

JEN UTLEY

HEIDI HAMMELS

HEIDI DOBBS

ERIN ROMERO

Emiko Taguchi

CRYSTAL DURBIN

St Louis IT Company

10 More Days Until Halloween

Moose A Moose

No reason for this, but felt like posting it.

I Earn My Keep

A lot of you may think being the commissioner of the SQFFL is easy. I mean we have a web site that does everything. Scores, lineups, moves. You thought wrong. Here is a typical email I get from Matt on any given week...

Three things to notice here

1. The entire move is crammed in the subject line and yet there is nothing in the actual email.


2. He can put the move in himself via the website, but he emails me on a Wednesday.


3. The move barely makes sense.

But wait, there's more... After I break his balls and tell him to put the move in himself through the site, he does. But his email is so confusing, even to himself, he puts the move in wrong. He picks up the wrong Defense. Then I get this email the next day...

Again notice a few things.

1. Nothing in the body of the email
2. The actual email text in the subject line
3. He put the move in wrong himself since the emails are so confusing
4. Then, he doesn't make the switch via the site. Again, he sends it to me

As if that isn't enough, I get these kinds of text messages from him to...

if i dont call you by gametime tomorrow pls pick up randel el (was) (backup lance moore no) and drop anthony not tony gonzalez and start antwoine (or sir lancelot) - 90% plus i;ll call you to confirm

WTF?!

Seriously, don't ever say I don't work as commissioner.

Something Cool

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Matt's Glasses

The results are in. We found Matt's glasses. Guess where....

Science Fair Pic of the Week

How many of these things are there?!

Bobby's Betting Blog

As you already know, I didn't blog last week. I have been doing well this year with the blogging. Better than last year, but every once in a while, I'm going to miss a week. Hopefully it won't be a lot.

In the meantime, if you're Ernie Jonesing for blog material, Bobby Mzzzzttss has a betting blog you may want to check out. He's got some crazy formula for picking NFL games, so check it out, learn a thing or two, and then give Halla Back H a ring.

http://nflbestbets.blogspot.com/

Pat's Honeymoon Pics

Kelly takes a quick smoke break at the beach. Looks like the honeymoon was a blast!

Science Fair Picture of the Week

Keep 'em coming, Bill. Keep 'em coming.

And the Winner is...

Wow, we have a tie. Probably because only two fags voted. I'm guessing it was Dtz and Bill picking each other. Get a room, guys!

Don't forget to vote this week!

Halloween Contest

With Halloween around the corner and the Nippler lurking in the shadows, I thought we'd have a contest for the best Halloween costume. No, I don't want snapshots of Steeeeve in his squashed pumpkin suit (Everyone downstairs for dancing!)

I want pics from the world wide web. Funny pics, gross pics, etc. Send me the good stuff. Send me the link to the pic or the pic itself. I know you all get those weird Halloween emails. Send them to me and I'll use them on the blog.

By the way, here is Prev's costume from last year.

5 TD's Until Halloween

If you left multiple TD's on your bench, raise your hand. Two words for Matt and Dtz, Ha and Ha!

I am so in their heads. I make fun of Larry Johnson, and Dtz starts him every week. I know he only starts him to show me up. How is that working? Larry Johnson = 2 points. Dtz leaves Matt Forte on the bench. A good RB on a GOOD team. Forte has 2 TD's and a shitload of yards. None of it counts. Couldn't happen do a nicer guy.

Wait, it gets worse. Matt leaves THREE TD's on his bench. DeAngelo Williams hits the endzone three times and Matt gets zero of those points. Wait, check that. He gets a few pitiful points from Jones-Drew. Why does he start Jones Drew over Williams? Because I make fun of him every week and he wants to show me up.

By the way, Matt lost by 6 points. I own these guys!

SQFFL gives Back

As you know, the SQFFL league fee is $150 which all goes to prize money. However, this year we are bumping it up to $160. You don't have a choice in the matter. Neither do I.

The $150 is still going to the prize pool, but the extra $10 per owner is going somewhere better. We are going to donate $120 to a great cause. The battle against Spina Bifida. The donation will be made in Kyle Jr.'s name.

As Kurt said in his email (which I'll paste below), Kyle is a great guy. He's part of the SQFFL forever, whether he has a team or not. And we always take care of our own.

Please feel free to make your own contributions as well (I know I will). I know $1o is not much, but every little bit helps. See Kurt's email for more details...

What's up,
I hope everyone is doing well and are happy and healthy. As you all know Kyle's son was diagnosed with spina bifida before he was born but with many operations, physical therapy, love and prayers he is doing great. He is able to crawl around, pull himself up and has new braces that help him walk around with a litte walker. He is able to talk a little and never stops smiling or laughing. Baby Kyle, now 18 months old is doing fantastic and I think that it would be great if we could get a bunch of people to go to this benefit or maybe donate some money towards the event even if you can not make it. Kyle would never ask anyone for anything and would give his last dollar to help any of us out. Let me or Kyle and Christi now if you can attend. Hopefully we can have a great showing and it would be fun for all of us to get together when our lives do not allow us to do so since we have responsibilities in life like jobs and kids. What happened to the old days.
Kurt

Pat's Honeymoon

Since we showed some pics of Pat's wedding, it's only fair we show some of his honeymoon in Wildwood. Pat, you look great in a Speedo and Kelly is slammin' in that bikini!

Get A Job, Hotdog!

Kyle, it's been long enough. With another kid on the way, you really need to get your ass off the couch and stop watching WSOP reruns. I found the perfect place for you, Sexy Eater...

Nippler Jr.

"Heather! Where is my Nippler Costume?! It have crimes to commit!"

"How should I know? You had it last when you tried to kill the newest SQFFL member Ernie Jones...and failed...again!"

"Woman! You do not realize who you are messing with!"

"Whatever! Ashton, Aiden, everyone downstairs for diiinnnneeeeerrrr!"

"Just wait until I find my costume! I will kill all the SQFFL Owners! All of-"

"Steeeeevvvveeee! I found your suit. Ashton has it!"

Vote or Die, Homo!

What a bunch of homo's! The winner of last weeks poll...I'd still do Bill. Wow. All I can say is wow. Okay fine, I admit it. I voted to do Bill as well.

Then that got my wondering. Gun to your head....vote on that!

Where are my Glasses?

They're on your head, Matt. And guess what, that fifty dollars you have in your pocket, that's as good as mine.

Matt did have a good week this week, I'll give him that. However of those 74 points guess how many came from Mo Jones Drew...One stinkin' point. And how did Marshall do? Yet another TD and a slew of yards.

Two words, Matt. Ha Ha!

Science Fair Pick of the Week.

Keep crankin' them out, Teacher!