I Earn My Keep

A lot of you may think being the commissioner of the SQFFL is easy. I mean we have a web site that does everything. Scores, lineups, moves. You thought wrong. Here is a typical email I get from Matt on any given week...

Three things to notice here

1. The entire move is crammed in the subject line and yet there is nothing in the actual email.


2. He can put the move in himself via the website, but he emails me on a Wednesday.


3. The move barely makes sense.

But wait, there's more... After I break his balls and tell him to put the move in himself through the site, he does. But his email is so confusing, even to himself, he puts the move in wrong. He picks up the wrong Defense. Then I get this email the next day...

Again notice a few things.

1. Nothing in the body of the email
2. The actual email text in the subject line
3. He put the move in wrong himself since the emails are so confusing
4. Then, he doesn't make the switch via the site. Again, he sends it to me

As if that isn't enough, I get these kinds of text messages from him to...

if i dont call you by gametime tomorrow pls pick up randel el (was) (backup lance moore no) and drop anthony not tony gonzalez and start antwoine (or sir lancelot) - 90% plus i;ll call you to confirm

WTF?!

Seriously, don't ever say I don't work as commissioner.