10. He's Taller than me
9. His Penis is Redder than Mine (But not bigger!)
8. Last time we played strip poker, he poked my wife (literally!)
7. He caught me at the 1-yard line that time (You know when!)
6. When we lived together he never cuddled with me afterwards.
5. He passed out in Bloomsberg and left us at the party.
4. I hate anyone John "Cranky" McGuire hates.
3. I can't defend against his atomic flying burrito.
2. He drafted 8 kickers.
1. He kicked my ass this week.
By the way, if you forgot what Bill looks like, I snapped a picture of him last week at the Eagles Game.
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