$10,000 Piece of Machinary My Ass!

"I'll draft three kickers in order to screw Kennedy since he doesn't have a kicker yet."

Teacher, you screwed no one but yourself (not that you're not used to that!). The kicker I got in the last round? Jeff Reed, Pittsburgh Steelers. 10 Points. Your best kicker, Josh Brown of the Seattle Seahawks, 8 points.

Eight points from Bill's best fantasy football kicker. But, here's the best part. Bill's best kicker was on the bench. Riding the pine. Cost Teacher the win since the kicker he did start scored only 2 points. That's 6 points Teacher left on the bench. For those of you who aren't the 3rd most powerful people at Thompson Toyota (soon to be 2nd once the Nippler strikes this Halloween) here's some simple math. Bill lost by 5 points. Would've won of he didn't have a kicking controversy.

There is little solice in the fact that he did lose to Mr. Thompson Toyota. Looks like Teacher is only number 4 around the dealership. But, as we all know, as bad as it is for the mighty morphin' power midget, it could be worse. Bill was a loser this weekend, but at least he ain't Kilroy. Like Hey Matt, Bill edges out Hotdog by a few points and takes the first battle of the infamous 17-week war.