It's about time! Fudd finally takes his doctor's advice and clears himself of his VD. Of course, we tried not to give him any Cowboys during the draft, but during the season he was bound to get one. A Cowboy, not VD. He already had that.
So, Fudd cut the massive-armed Vernon Davis for that no good stinkin' Dallas Cowboy, Jason Witten. Witten had a good game. Better than Vernon Davis' year totals. Actually better than his career total. Witten scored and...Fudd lost. Fudd picked him up (Witten, not VD), but didn't start him. Cost Fudd the win. I don't think anyone feels bad for the Cowboy Lover (no wonder he has VD). Fudd should take his Broke-Back Mountain ass back to Dallas. If you're going to pick up a Cowboy, Fudd, at least start him...or wear a condom. That's how you get VD!
By the way, I think Fudd likes golf. He might like Cod, but I know he likes Golf. If you want to golf on Columbus Day, or any other day for that matter, email Fudd. If you do golf, make sure you wear protection and whatever you do, don't let him talk you into playing one of those mountain courses!
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