Is he Serious?! For Real?! He did not just trade away the second best fantasy quarterback in the league for some magic beans! He did!
It was Matt's birthday this week, but Crane got the present. Matt traded away a fantasy stud (calm down, Bill. Fantasy Football stud) for some magic beans again. Last time this happened, Matt traded away the League MVP to Pat for a pedophile pop star. This time Matt got back a banged up Cardinal who has a guy in a sling throwing to him. Matt gave up Tony Romo for Larry Fitzgerald. He'd have been better off getting Carrie Underwood instead.
Let me give you a few reasons this was such a horrible trade.
1) Matt gave up the statistical 2nd best QB n the league for 28th best wide receiver.
2) When asked why he made the trade, Matt's answer was "Mike asked me."
3) Two of the Wide Receivers ranked ahead of Fitzgerald are Free Agents.
5) The player Matt benched to start Fitzgerald (Jeremy Shockey) had better stats this week.
6) The starting QB for the Cardinals was signed last week. A week ago, this guy was playing football on his Sega Genesis.
7) Matt should have learned his lesson after the Freddy Taylor debacle.
8) Matt felt that dropping from the second best QB in the league down to the 25th best QB (Brees) would make up for the 5 extra points he would get on the year from Shockey to Fitzgerald.
Last time Matt made this kind of infamous trade, Pat went on to win both the Fantasy Bowl and the Points Title. Can Mike Crane do the same? I called Mike and asked him about the trade. This was my answer, "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"
If you listen closely, you can still hear him laughing... Terrible Trade, but Happy Birthday, Matt.
It was Matt's birthday this week, but Crane got the present. Matt traded away a fantasy stud (calm down, Bill. Fantasy Football stud) for some magic beans again. Last time this happened, Matt traded away the League MVP to Pat for a pedophile pop star. This time Matt got back a banged up Cardinal who has a guy in a sling throwing to him. Matt gave up Tony Romo for Larry Fitzgerald. He'd have been better off getting Carrie Underwood instead.
Let me give you a few reasons this was such a horrible trade.
1) Matt gave up the statistical 2nd best QB n the league for 28th best wide receiver.
2) When asked why he made the trade, Matt's answer was "Mike asked me."
3) Two of the Wide Receivers ranked ahead of Fitzgerald are Free Agents.
5) The player Matt benched to start Fitzgerald (Jeremy Shockey) had better stats this week.
6) The starting QB for the Cardinals was signed last week. A week ago, this guy was playing football on his Sega Genesis.
7) Matt should have learned his lesson after the Freddy Taylor debacle.
8) Matt felt that dropping from the second best QB in the league down to the 25th best QB (Brees) would make up for the 5 extra points he would get on the year from Shockey to Fitzgerald.
Last time Matt made this kind of infamous trade, Pat went on to win both the Fantasy Bowl and the Points Title. Can Mike Crane do the same? I called Mike and asked him about the trade. This was my answer, "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"
If you listen closely, you can still hear him laughing... Terrible Trade, but Happy Birthday, Matt.
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